In Search of Ugly Sweaters..

Oh my gosh peeps!! I went out in search for some ugly sweaters for my "Ugly Sweater Party" on Saturday. I have one for myself but I need to dress the family. Sadly I think everyone else in the state of California has already hit up all the thrift stores and bought them all up. I did end up with a couple things that might work if I can't find anything else.

The things you see in the thrift stores sometimes! Although, I bet if I bought this I could sell it on Ebay or Etsy and make a profit. Sorry it's a little blurry I was trying to be discrete while I was laughing to myself.

I went to four thrift stores and then went to Kmart, thinking they've got to at least have something good enough for Grandma. They did have a few things. 

Like these pants that look like you shit yourself. 

Seriously? WTF? Guess they are good for extra padding while you ride your horse? I don't know. I can't figure it out. Do they really think someone would buy this?

This took me about 3 minutes of squinting to figure out what was inside. It's chili peppers!

Who would have thought to stuff a rooster with chili peppers? I thought it was pretty crazy so I posted it on Facebook and two people wanted it. Go figure.  It might be pretty with something else inside. Suggestions?

And last but not least, I give you a high heeled shoe full of appletini mix. I may or may not have bought this for a gag gift...

There's some weird shit out there.