Kissing Table

Book club went really well. I set us all up at the table (and an extra one) and set the table all up with everything we needed and some pretty dishes. I was going to take a picture and forgot. Bummer. One lady called me a show off, isn't that weird? I'm trying not to take it personally. I THINK she was joking.

Two people didn't come, two people didn't finish the book because it was too trashy (haha) and one just didn't finish but was still reading it.

So one lady told us a really funny story.

She had a glass table and she kept finding all these kiss marks on it. She told the kids "stop kissing the table!" and of course, the kids insisted that they didn't kiss the table. So she'd clean it off and again, there would be all these kiss marks on it.

Then one day the cat sat on the table. And when the cat got up? There was the kiss mark! And then she says

"It's was his BUTT HOLE making the kiss marks!!"

I swear I about died laughing. So gross!!