Unspooky Halloween Please

Am I the only one that doesn't really like the spooky gory side of Halloween? I also hate to dress up for Halloween. Right now I have two parties that people have invited me to go to but I really just don't want to dress up. Can't I just wear something cute that's not a costume?

Maybe if I was a twig I'd feel different. Then I could let my a$$ets hang out and look all sexy. Yeah, somehow I still don't think I'd like it.

I don't know why I'm like this, I just am.

And please don't try to get me to go into a Haunted House. The last time I started to go in one that "wasn't scary" I had one person jump out at me and saw hacked up body parts on a table and I was right back out through the exit. I guess I'm a wuss.

Same goes for scary movies. No thanks! Somehow I got tricked into watching White Noise once and I haven't been able to hear static on the radio in the car without freaking out since.

For some reason I'm perfectly o kay with watching Ghost. Go figure.

Now if you want to have a sweet little Halloween/Fall party with cute decorations I'm all for it. Just don't answer the door in a costume that's squirting blood. Umm kay?

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