Wednesday Wickedness

Here's a new one for you: Wednesday Wickedness

This week they have quotes by Frank Sinatra. I don't know Sinatra much. Just that he had blue eyes, hung out in Vegas and his daughter sang that "Boots were made for walking" song that occassionally plays in the grocery store and then makes you sing it forever.

You're singing it now aren't you?

So here we go:

1. “I feel sorry for people who don't drink.

When they wake up in the morning,

that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

How often do you drink alcohol?

Hmmm well I do enjoy going to the bar out where I live. And seriously my teenager is driving me to drink more and more lately.  Plus our bar has CHEAP DRINKS!! The perfect escape haha

2. “The best revenge is massive success.”

Have you ever gloated or wanted to over success?

I'll let you know when I'm successful at something besides finding the bottom of the laundry pile and/or the bottom of the kitchen sink.

3. “You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the [butt].”

What do enjoy most about your life?

Well my kids when they are behaving. Good sex and lately my garden.

4. “I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats.

I'm not looking for the secret to life....

I just go on from day to day,

taking what comes.”

Do you ever overthink a situation in your life?

Hmmm well I'm usually just trying to figure out how I'm going to get everyone from point A to point B without being late.

5. “I would like to be remembered as a man

who had a wonderful time living life,

a man who had good friends, fine family -

and I don't think I could ask for anything

more than that, actually.”

Tell us about your best friend.

Hmmm well my best friend had to go and MOVE to TEXAS. Sucks. I don't think I'm going to be able to get her to come back :( I need to plan my next escape from my family visit to go see her. She's pretty awesome though and has a blog. They own a dairy and thanks to her I know so much more about cows.

6. “I like intelligent women.

When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.”

 How important is intelligence when picking

(or having picked)

a s/o to you?

My husband is way smarter than me. Which kind of sucks sometimes when all he wants to watch is science and history shows. HELLO?? I'm sure there is some good reality TV on somewhere???

7. “I drink to the confusion of our enemies.”

What's the closest situation that y

ou've had to dealing with an enemy?

Hmm I don't think I've ever had an enemy. Unless you count the girl in 3rd grade who WAS my friend but then turned on me and grabbed my arms and dug her fingernails into them. I still have scars. I think the principal might have paddled her and she had to go home early. DARN. Her name was Patricia because she was born on St. Patrick's Day. I think of her every March 17th when I see the scars on my arms.

8. “Orange is the happiest color.”

What's your favorite color?

PINK it makes me happy :)

9. “Dare to wear the foolish clown face.”

Are you ever a clown?

Not really. I think I have a pretty good sense of humor but I'm not the type to entertain a whole crowd with my wit (or painted face and wig)

10. “Don't get even, get mad.”

Have you ever tried getting even?

Oh I've thought about it plenty of times. But that freaking Jimminy Cricket is always sitting on my shoulder. DAMN morals!!