Suck It Up.

If you want to start some drama at work,
take something off someone's desk.

Make sure the person is very OCD about their stuff.

Then make sure you come in late so that you aren't there when they notice it's missing.
After you get to work act all innocent and  magically make it appear!

(I was neither person in this case but OMG the drama!)

Work cracks me up sometimes when people get SO worked up about things that are so minor. It must be the mom in me but I'm like

DUDE???

Is there any blood??
No?
Then you are OK!

Sheesh just CHILL!