Drink Up!

> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.
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> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
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> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
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> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg!
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