Happy Friday!

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the

patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried

that there might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he

finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could

look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic

hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything

with it when you pull it off. Written in large black letters across the tape

was the sentence: 'Get well quick.... from the nurse you gave a ticket to

last week.'