pant pant

Ugh it's HOT

and my chest hurts

cough cough

It was like 106 today. 80 at 7:30 this morning. CRAZY! This is the time of year I hate living here.

My eyes hurt too.

I think it's from watching too much TV.

And crying while watching Clean House.

Seriously, it was sad!!

This poor woman's husband died and after he died she just quit cleaning. She had photos of him all over her house. It was really heartbreaking that she needed to get with it. Clean up her house and start living again.

Yeah so my eyes are a little sore from rubbing them lol.

I'm such a sap.

So I think today I watched more TV than I have in the last 16 years.

I watched tons of episodes of Clean House. I love that show. I think that's what I should do with myself. Be a personal organizer, making people get rid of all their extra shit in their houses. (What do you think Sarah?? Think I could do it?)

Although there are always people that just can't part with their unicorn collection. But I'd be nice and let them keep one like they did on the show I saw today.

I also watched a bunch of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians. I wish I was a cool mom like their mom. She's all cute and is ready for a party with the kids lol. She's all

You should so pose for playboy! It's LOTS of money!! But if you don't want to do it it's ok. Yeah, she's a cool mom (not sure I could ever be THAT cool even if I was all skinny like her).

And I love the little sister.

She's all, "I want a puppy".
Mom's all, "no, daddy said no"
Her, "please" cute pleading eyes
Mom's all, "well they are cuuute, we'll just go look, no buying"

And then they come home with the puppy and then hide it from dad.

What's up with that dad guy anyways, he's kind of scary looking.

Dad eventually sees it and calls up the mom (who's in Vegas partying with the kids) and he's all "I told you no puppies!"

And mom's all, "ummmm we'll talk after I get home!!" and hangs up lol.

Totally funny!